• Ask Annie

    MMN Editorial Team | August 5, 2025 |Monkey Health, Monkey News

    Mischief Monkey News is happy to have our friend and Agony Aunt Annie return to offer advice and insights to your pressing concerns! Call 1-800-MNKY-HLP to talk to her. First…

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  • Easter Weather Forecast

    MMN Editorial Team | April 20, 2025 |Weather

    Today will be a beautiful spring day, perfect for monkeys to kick back, enjoy a fermented banana juice and watch humans rush around. Highs around 73 and clear skies, except…

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  • Urgent Health Bulletin

    MMN Editorial Team | April 6, 2025 |Monkey Health, Monkey News

    New Monkey Health Scare! MMN correspondents are very concerned about a new health problem sweeping across the nation. Monkeys are reporting pounding headaches, blurry vision, sensitivity to noise and light,…

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  • Time for a Change

    MMN Editorial Team | April 3, 2025 |Human News, Monkey News

    It’s no secret today that everyone is unhappy … poll after poll shows this, read the news, talk to your average monkey on the street and you get the same…

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  • Hints for Humans

    MMN Editorial Team | March 31, 2025 |Human News, Monkey News

    Are you one of the lucky humans that are permitted to stay in a monkey’s room with them? Of course you are always grateful for the kindness of the monkey,…

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