Terrible news has been received this afternoon by MMN – one of the most distinguished, respected and loved members of our community has been reported missing! Mr. Monkey of Flemington has not been seen since this morning, his crate of bananas has not been touched and none of the whiskey bottles has been emptied. Needless to say we at MMN are exceedingly concerned at these worrying signs.
Bob the Baboon has been organizing search parties and the canaries are conducting extensive searches of the nearby drinks cabinets.
Anyone with information should contact Bob at 1-800-HES-LOST.
UPDATE: He’s found!
All at MMN are extremely relieved that our friend Mr. Monkey has been found safe and asleep.
