• Ask Annie

    MMN Editorial Team | August 5, 2025 |Monkey Health, Monkey News

    Mischief Monkey News is happy to have our friend and Agony Aunt Annie return to offer advice and insights to your pressing concerns! Call 1-800-MNKY-HLP to talk to her. First…

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  • Urgent Health Bulletin

    MMN Editorial Team | April 6, 2025 |Monkey Health, Monkey News

    New Monkey Health Scare! MMN correspondents are very concerned about a new health problem sweeping across the nation. Monkeys are reporting pounding headaches, blurry vision, sensitivity to noise and light,…

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  • Canary Flu

    MMN Editorial Team | March 28, 2025 |Canary News, Monkey Health, Monkey News

    Monkeys Beware! Monkeys all over the world are expressing increasing concern about the risks to monkeys from the Canary Flu that is claimed to be sweeping through the canary population.…

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