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The Spread of “Baboon Fever”
Read more →Once again our Medical Correspondent is warning of a new scourge sweeping our community. “Simianus Bullshitticus”, more commonly called “Baboon Fever”, is appears to be an evolution of the dreaded…
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Opinion: the Sad Spread of Intolerance
Read more →I am currently vacationing in Cape Cod, formerly a bastion of tolerance towards Simians. Its broad beaches, picturesque villages and numerous well-stocked bars drew in monkeys from all over the…
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Help Find the Monkey
Read more →Terrible news has been received this afternoon by MMN – one of the most distinguished, respected and loved members of our community has been reported missing! Mr. Monkey of Flemington…
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Ask Annie
Read more →Mischief Monkey News is happy to have our friend and Agony Aunt Annie return to offer advice and insights to your pressing concerns! Call 1-800-MNKY-HLP to talk to her. First…
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Urgent Health Bulletin
Read more →New Monkey Health Scare! MMN correspondents are very concerned about a new health problem sweeping across the nation. Monkeys are reporting pounding headaches, blurry vision, sensitivity to noise and light,…