Terrible news has been received this afternoon by MMN – one of the most distinguished, respected and loved members of our community has been reported missing! Mr. Monkey of Flemington…

Shocking stories have been heard that the barbaric trade of selling monkeys has once again reared its ugly head! It doesn’t seem to be enough that serving apes don’t cater…

A deeply disturbing document was provided to MMN exposing Santa Claus, the self-titled “Father” of Christmas, as a monkey hating bigot. At this time of year when most honest folks…

Mischief Monkey News is happy to have our friend and Agony Aunt Annie return to offer advice and insights to your pressing concerns! Call 1-800-MNKY-HLP to talk to her. First…

New Monkey Health Scare! MMN correspondents are very concerned about a new health problem sweeping across the nation. Monkeys are reporting pounding headaches, blurry vision, sensitivity to noise and light,…