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Let’s Call a Baboon a Baboon
Read more →At Mischief Monkey News we take great care to be neutral and understanding in all Simian related matters, but we have heard too many complaints to stay silent any longer.…
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Help Find the Monkey
Read more →Terrible news has been received this afternoon by MMN – one of the most distinguished, respected and loved members of our community has been reported missing! Mr. Monkey of Flemington…
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Barbarism!
Read more →Shocking stories have been heard that the barbaric trade of selling monkeys has once again reared its ugly head! It doesn’t seem to be enough that serving apes don’t cater…
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Santa Unmasked
Read more →A deeply disturbing document was provided to MMN exposing Santa Claus, the self-titled “Father” of Christmas, as a monkey hating bigot. At this time of year when most honest folks…
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Ask Annie
Read more →Mischief Monkey News is happy to have our friend and Agony Aunt Annie return to offer advice and insights to your pressing concerns! Call 1-800-MNKY-HLP to talk to her. First…