New Monkey Health Scare! MMN correspondents are very concerned about a new health problem sweeping across the nation. Monkeys are reporting pounding headaches, blurry vision, sensitivity to noise and light,…

It’s no secret today that everyone is unhappy … poll after poll shows this, read the news, talk to your average monkey on the street and you get the same…

Are you one of the lucky humans that are permitted to stay in a monkey’s room with them? Of course you are always grateful for the kindness of the monkey,…

MMN was shocked at reports today that a monkey was told he couldn’t drive a car! This type of anti-monkey bias has to be stopped! Now!

Monkeys Beware! Monkeys all over the world are expressing increasing concern about the risks to monkeys from the Canary Flu that is claimed to be sweeping through the canary population.…