• Barbarism!

    Shocking stories have been heard that the barbaric trade of selling monkeys has once again reared its ugly head! It doesn’t seem to be enough that serving apes don’t cater…

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  • Santa Unmasked

    A deeply disturbing document was provided to MMN exposing Santa Claus, the self-titled “Father” of Christmas, as a monkey hating bigot. At this time of year when most honest folks…

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  • Ask Annie

    Mischief Monkey News is happy to have our friend and Agony Aunt Annie return to offer advice and insights to your pressing concerns! Call 1-800-MNKY-HLP to talk to her. First…

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  • Easter Weather Forecast

    Today will be a beautiful spring day, perfect for monkeys to kick back, enjoy a fermented banana juice and watch humans rush around. Highs around 73 and clear skies, except…

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  • Urgent Health Bulletin

    New Monkey Health Scare! MMN correspondents are very concerned about a new health problem sweeping across the nation. Monkeys are reporting pounding headaches, blurry vision, sensitivity to noise and light,…

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