Today will be a beautiful spring day, perfect for monkeys to kick back, enjoy a fermented banana juice and watch humans rush around. Highs around 73 and clear skies, except for strong localized storms that seem focused on the loud, smelly wolf thing. Monkeys should try to lock the wolf thing out until it dries, as nothing smells worse than wet wolf thing except for perhaps baboon poo.
Mr. monkey it’s called a dog
Called a dog, not a wolf thingy
Typical human – can’t focus on what is important. Whether wolf thing, shaggy loud thing or so called “dog” what matters is that it smells bad when wet. Focus on what matters human! How can your Monkey relax and have a peaceful afternoon if the room smells like there are baboons living in it?!