by MMN Editorial Team | Dec 11, 2025 | Monkey News
Shocking stories have been heard that the barbaric trade of selling monkeys has once again reared its ugly head! It doesn’t seem to be enough that serving apes don’t cater to the needs and whims of their honored guest, now they are seeking to make a quick...
by MMN Editorial Team | Nov 30, 2025 | Monkey News
A deeply disturbing document was provided to MMN exposing Santa Claus, the self-titled “Father” of Christmas, as a monkey hating bigot. At this time of year when most honest folks are looking forward to good company, libations and copious yellow fruits the...
by MMN Editorial Team | Aug 5, 2025 | Monkey Health, Monkey News
Mischief Monkey News is happy to have our friend and Agony Aunt Annie return to offer advice and insights to your pressing concerns! Call 1-800-MNKY-HLP to talk to her. First caller is from M from Flemington: My so called “friend” is emotionally...
by MMN Editorial Team | Apr 6, 2025 | Monkey Health, Monkey News
New Monkey Health Scare! MMN correspondents are very concerned about a new health problem sweeping across the nation. Monkeys are reporting pounding headaches, blurry vision, sensitivity to noise and light, and a desire to sleep. Apparently unrelated to the virulent...
by MMN Editorial Team | Apr 3, 2025 | Human News, Monkey News
It’s no secret today that everyone is unhappy … poll after poll shows this, read the news, talk to your average monkey on the street and you get the same complaints. Taxes are too high, prices are rising, fermented banana juice is in short supply, too many...
by MMN Editorial Team | Mar 31, 2025 | Human News, Monkey News
Are you one of the lucky humans that are permitted to stay in a monkey’s room with them? Of course you are always grateful for the kindness of the monkey, but do you show that frequently enough and in the correct ways? Here are some helpful hints on how you can...
Beer is good for monkey and he should have it 24/7
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Typical human - can’t focus on what is important. Whether wolf thing, shaggy loud thing or so called “dog” what…
Mr. monkey it’s called a dog Called a dog, not a wolf thingy
Monkeys have famously strong metabolisms and would never suffer in the way weak humans do!