It’s no secret today that everyone is unhappy … poll after poll shows this, read the news, talk to your average monkey on the street and you get the same complaints. Taxes are too high, prices are rising, fermented banana juice is in short supply, too many annoying yellow birds everywhere.

And what do the politicians do about it? Nothing!

And what do the politicians have in common?

THEY’RE HUMAN!!!

Time for New Leadership

Humans have been running the joint for years, and not once has the focus been on what monkey’s need. It’s time for change … time for brave leadership … time for more bananas.

Huge Grassroots Support

MMN has been extensively canvassing to understand what the general population wants. G of Flemington NJ said “I really just want a quiet life with all my friend around me, including the Birdies”. BB of Flemington NJ asked “Will we still get seed pancakes and cuddles at night?”. GH of Flemington NJ said “Please can you take that microphone out of my face?”. M of Flemington NJ said “This is my room already so it’s about time I get elected as President-Supremo-for-Life! And where’s the fermented banana you promised me?”.

It is clear that there is almost unanimous support for monkeys to take a leading role going forward. The change has to be made now … before the box of premium bananas get emptied.