by MMN Editorial Team | Apr 3, 2025 | Human News, Monkey News
It’s no secret today that everyone is unhappy … poll after poll shows this, read the news, talk to your average monkey on the street and you get the same complaints. Taxes are too high, prices are rising, fermented banana juice is in short supply, too many...
by MMN Editorial Team | Mar 31, 2025 | Human News, Monkey News
Are you one of the lucky humans that are permitted to stay in a monkey’s room with them? Of course you are always grateful for the kindness of the monkey, but do you show that frequently enough and in the correct ways? Here are some helpful hints on how you can...
by MMN Editorial Team | Mar 28, 2025 | Monkey News
MMN was shocked at reports today that a monkey was told he couldn’t drive a car! This type of anti-monkey bias has to be stopped!...
by MMN Editorial Team | Mar 28, 2025 | Canary News, Monkey Health, Monkey News
Monkeys Beware! Monkeys all over the world are expressing increasing concern about the risks to monkeys from the Canary Flu that is claimed to be sweeping through the canary population. Symptoms are said to include: Incessant twittering Greying of the feathers...
Beer is good for monkey and he should have it 24/7
PresidentSupremoforLifeMonkey2025
Typical human - can’t focus on what is important. Whether wolf thing, shaggy loud thing or so called “dog” what…
Mr. monkey it’s called a dog Called a dog, not a wolf thingy
Monkeys have famously strong metabolisms and would never suffer in the way weak humans do!