by MMN Editorial Team | Apr 3, 2025 | Human News, Monkey News
It’s no secret today that everyone is unhappy … poll after poll shows this, read the news, talk to your average monkey on the street and you get the same complaints. Taxes are too high, prices are rising, fermented banana juice is in short supply, too many...
by MMN Editorial Team | Mar 31, 2025 | Human News, Monkey News
Are you one of the lucky humans that are permitted to stay in a monkey’s room with them? Of course you are always grateful for the kindness of the monkey, but do you show that frequently enough and in the correct ways? Here are some helpful hints on how you can...
Beer is good for monkey and he should have it 24/7
PresidentSupremoforLifeMonkey2025
Typical human - can’t focus on what is important. Whether wolf thing, shaggy loud thing or so called “dog” what…
Mr. monkey it’s called a dog Called a dog, not a wolf thingy
Monkeys have famously strong metabolisms and would never suffer in the way weak humans do!