by MMN Editorial Team | Aug 5, 2025 | Monkey Health, Monkey News
Mischief Monkey News is happy to have our friend and Agony Aunt Annie return to offer advice and insights to your pressing concerns! Call 1-800-MNKY-HLP to talk to her. First caller is from M from Flemington: My so called “friend” is emotionally...
by MMN Editorial Team | Apr 6, 2025 | Monkey Health, Monkey News
New Monkey Health Scare! MMN correspondents are very concerned about a new health problem sweeping across the nation. Monkeys are reporting pounding headaches, blurry vision, sensitivity to noise and light, and a desire to sleep. Apparently unrelated to the virulent...
by MMN Editorial Team | Mar 28, 2025 | Canary News, Monkey Health, Monkey News
Monkeys Beware! Monkeys all over the world are expressing increasing concern about the risks to monkeys from the Canary Flu that is claimed to be sweeping through the canary population. Symptoms are said to include: Incessant twittering Greying of the feathers...
Beer is good for monkey and he should have it 24/7
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Typical human - can’t focus on what is important. Whether wolf thing, shaggy loud thing or so called “dog” what…
Mr. monkey it’s called a dog Called a dog, not a wolf thingy
Monkeys have famously strong metabolisms and would never suffer in the way weak humans do!