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A deeply disturbing document was provided to MMN exposing Santa Claus, the self-titled “Father” of Christmas, as a monkey hating bigot. At this time of year when most honest folks are looking forward to good company, libations and copious yellow fruits the “Grinch of the North” has launched an astonishing and unwarranted libel against monkeys!<\/p>\n

Shocking as these allegations are the evidence is clear – we will let you read it for yourself.\u00a0<\/p>\n

It is to be hoped that all reasonable elves, pixies and other magical folk will rise above this hateful rhetoric and offer their full friendship, cooperation and naive enthusiasm to monkeys this festive season.<\/p>\n

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